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{{Infobox Character
| name = Mr. Hair
| image = A Picture of Mr Hair.png
| species = [[Miggot]]
| origin_planet = [[Earth]]
| status = Alive
| faction = [[Earth]]
| affiliation = [[UU]]
| position = Ruler of [[Earth]] & [[Earth 2]]
| parents = [[Mr. Ender]], [[Mrs. Ender]]
| relatives = [[Charles Hair]]
}}

Mr. Hair is the richest person and [[miggot]] in the [[Classicverse]]. He has complete control of [[Earth]] and [[Earth 2]]. Mr. Hair has such power thanks to his cloning machines where he clones the same two people billions of times. Their names are [[Duncan Musa]] and [[Eruda Moth]]. 

Because Mr. Hair is so rich, he uses his money to help Earth with all of its problems. He has saved the Amazon rainforest, stopped pollution and global warming, has funded [[N.A.I.U]] to protect the endangered species of Earth. He also decreased the price of rent by 60% and supplied houses and jobs to every homeless person. Mr. Hair has also done things that were for better or for worse, but either way caused many to not like him. He gave the entirety of [[wikipedia:Africa|Africa]] to the [[rhino men]], which caused every human to move to other parts of the world. He nuked [[wikipedia:Asia|Asia]] after they did not accept to join him after Mr. Hair had already conquered every other continent. Bombing Asia also caused the near extinction of [[wikipedia:Giant_panda|Pandas]], but later they recovered. He used his right-hand man, [[agent Clown]], to kill the old president of the [[wikipedia:United_States|USA]], [[Bobby Jack]].

A lot of people still do not like him for other reasons though. He loves to name everything after himself, like [[HD]] (Hair Dollar), and [[New hair city|New Hair City]].

Mr. Hair was born in 2018, which does make him 300 years old, but he took a live forever pill, and he basically will never die now. Mr. Hair's dad is [[Mr. Ender]], he also had a wife called Sarah Hair, but she died from a uncurable illness. His mom is [[Mrs. Ender]], but she was killed by [[Mr. Mellon]] during Mr. Hair's childhood, after this Mr. Ender became so sad that he made his son study super hard so he could grow up to be as rich as him, and hopefully help the world be a better place. Later he was actually a very rich man in charge of [[Hair inc.|Hair Inc]]., [[wikipedia:EBay|eBay]], [[wikipedia:Amazon_(company)|Amazon]], and more. His brother [[Charles Hair]] also had a good business going on. Mr. Hair has made many bad choices, but he is very intelligent, with an IQ soaring at 180. Mr. Hair's first name is unknown, and only Mr. Ender knows it.