Mr. Hair’s clone army

Mr. Hair’s clone army is Mr. Hair’s main army unit, they serve to protect Earth and act as the military for Earth. Most of the military is made up of clones of Duncan Musa and Eruda Moth. The clones are made in the smallverse and then transferred to the classicverse through portals. These clones are not made 24/7 but whenever a lot of clones die more are cloned to replace them.

The clone army is controversial with many because of how Mr. Hair just produces clones like it’s nothing. But the clones are still allowed to have lives but they aren’t paid for their work. This means they either need to get a different job or just sleep in the giant warehouses Mr. Hair has built for clones to sleep in.

There are many ranks in the clone army, here are some:

Standard trooper: This clone is the regular trooper for Mr. Hair to use, they wear normal sunglasses and they are all clones. They usually have one gun or rifle.

Advanced trooper: These troopers are the next level in the army, and some of them are even regular citizens. They have a stronger type of heavy repeating rifle and also have access to bombs.

Elite Hair trooper: These are the highest ranks clones can get. They wear sunglasses with triangles on them and are equipped with smoke bombs, knives, rifles, and sometimes jet boots.

Hair agent: These are agents of Mr. Hair that aren’t clones, and they usually are all different with powers and personalities. Some heroes are Hair agents but they are scarce.

Hair Commander: This is the highest rank in the Hair military. Only a few hold this rank and they are extremely skilled.