Whip Beard

Whip Beard is the brother of Chunky Beard who uses his beard as a whip. He can do this because his beard is so long that it can reach people far away. At the end of Whip Beards beard, there is a small metal ball that hurts really bad when he hits someone with his whip.

Growing up, Whip Beard and Chunky Beard were twins and they were also best friends, but when Whip Beard was around 21, they stopped talking to each other when Whip Beard left the planet, taking their mother's spaceship with him.

Whip Beard, although he never called himself a space pirate, used to fly around and steal treasure from other space pirates. He eventually got so much treasure that he started going crazy, and if anybody even looked at him he would be suspicious of them wanting to steal his treasure. He eventually lost his sanity entirely, mostly because of his treasure, but also lack of water and food. He decided to fly to the closest planet he saw out of desperation for food, and in his crazed flight, he crashed his ship on the planet's ground. The planet he crashed on was an unknown jungle planet, without any special technology like spaceships, vehicles, and medical tech. The only things found readily available on this planet were tribes, wild animals, and food.

Upon crashing on the planet, Whip Beard ate the first berries that he saw. Unfortunately, the berries he ate were poisonous and he passed out. When he woke up, he saw some tribal people checking out his destroyed spaceship. Because Whip Beard's treasure was still inside, he started whipping the people looking at his ship, even if they weren't doing anything to it. The people ran away as fast as they could, and Whip Beard took the treasure out of the ship and went inside of a cave. Over the next few years, Whip Beard would live on the planet in his treasure cave, setting traps for when he went out to get food. Using the same traps he used in his cave, Whip Beard used traps to capture animals to eat. Because of his love of meat, Whip Beard only ever ate any vegetables and berries when he couldn't catch anything and was super hungry. Whip Beard once went 20 days without eating anything because he couldn't catch anything, until he finally decided to eat some vegetables. In the last 30 years of being on the island, Whip Beard has not said a word to anybody, and anybody he sees, he whips.