Lard blobs

Lard blobs are a species of living blobs made of pure lard. They were made by Lard Inc. in cooperation with Linkx industries. The blobs were made for being pets, but after more than a 100,000 were made, the creators realized that nobody would want a living blob of lard stinking up their house. They also miscalculated the growth rate of the blobs, which resulted in them growing to the size of people and sometimes even larger. Lard blobs are contained in many different places in Lard Inc. in large glass tubes. The lard blobs in these tubes are not fed at all because the less that they eat, the more that they shrink. It is the same for the more they eat, the more they grow.